little did i know that...

- the corny subject line of the mail i wrote to the editor with the article would end up becoming the title
- the photograph in the article would draw more comments than the article itself. the comments ranged from - ive used "enough kohl to create a nationwide shortage for a year" "you look angry you didnt get money for the piece" "did your eyes refuse to shut a little" and "were you sitting on something uncomfortable" (more continue to trickle in...)

if you still want to read the full text of the article, here it is.